WOHOOO!

but cant save TT

Series

Good news! I just finished two series which make me out of movie now== Here comes the first one~

This movie is very nice!Nice scripts and good director.Rating 90/100

and look who's in the movie!!

Next one is
Okay first of all,this is a bomb! No human beings in planet earth should miss this.Ratings,98/100! No i wont tell you what is it about,go find out yourself!

lvl

There's this one day,i for which day though but just this one day when i was chatting with the well known movie geek Mr.Kyew.We created levels for human beings,as in for male and females.Well actually i did.Here we go~

FEMALE
lv.1 -----virgin
lv.2 - lv15- amateur
lv30 --slut
lv.60 ---bitch
lv.99 -----whore

MALE
lv.1 ----nerd
lv.2-lv15 --amateur
lv30----- asshole

lv60----- playboy
lv99 --jerk

Done,and i bet there`ll be some humans go lunatic about this.

The Bibles

Lmao the world, God decreed.
N den there was lol.

Man check this garden of Edam shit.
Naked dude n girl.
And a snake (no planes).

“LOL Boobies” sed Adam to Eve.
“Take the apple faG,” Snake hissed like
some camper.
“Yum” Sed Eve.
“OH NOES!” Adam
“Pwned,” rofled snake.

Then some people made sum drama:
'wah wah, wahburger and cries!” shouted some
lollers from the sex pits
boning some big titted girls.
Sodom and Gamorah wuz where
that shit wuz at!

God smoted right den.
OH shit! FLOOD! Man, that God
just upped and drowned all the bitches!
Cept Noah, the pimp mack daddy of cool n his animal
house party in a boat. (Snakes on a boat! LMAO!)

Ok so den sum dude ran between the
sea with a bush on
fire (STDS!!!!) Man that moses, some kind of
superhero. Smashed a load of rocks and
killed egyptians. Cheeky jews.

Man, some plagues were going down,
and God was chillaxing in heven. Then he saw
that moses guy who sat on a mountain n died.
'Gg dawg, nextmap' sed God givin propz.
'Werd': moses.

Man then this little kid called david
picked up a stone n chucked it.
'Shit' sed this Goliath dude n
got killed cos of a stone. Man
david must have been on steroids or sum shit.
Goliath wuz fucking massive, na'mean.

Ok then some stuff happened with religion
n people. Blood n fighting n shit.
Lols. It wuz violent then.

This King Herod fogel wuz all
'fuck this diet – tyme to kill kids!' Cos
a witch told him he wuz goin to die
becoz of a kid or sumthing.

Mary lolled at some joseph guy n Jesus
da kid wuz born in a bunch of hay, Shit what wuz that
all about? The horses n animals all braying, and a star on
the night.

Three dudes with a few presents did some stuff.
Then a bunch of stuff with some kings and a few hebrews.
Sea all up in this ocizzle and kings getting killed.
Bloody old times, na'mean?

Den Jesus, mah homedawg entered da scene.
'Sup'” sed god's son.
“nm, u?” sed da world.
“nm” sed Jesus.

Jesus talkeda buncha, hebrews and aborigines listened
and this led to some kind of rebellion with a load
of rocks.
All the olden peoples used rocks n shit
when they wuz having fights.

Sum john guy sat in rivers
and tried to put peeps heds in the lake.
Man, he weren't drowning no one.
Just baptiding them with water on the
fayse.

Sum bread n fish made a dinner for a crowd.
Water got some dudes drunk, cos of Jesus. He
wuz all like 'Dudes, check out my powaz!'
N the water was wine.
(wine lollin!)

Lazarus! This dude got all deaded
n Jesus sed 'No way dude, u r 2 kewl'
Felt him up and the guy
wuz all walking around with robes on.

Sum dudes started fishing with Jesus.
“Sup,” sed Peter.
“Lets go teach,” sed Jesus.
“kk boss,” sed the gyse. They all named
disiples n followed Jesus around.

People watched Jesus chattin about
things. Jesus wuz like
'Meek gyse are taken the
earth, ok?”
N everyone sed “Fo sho jizzle.”

“Dudes!” sed Jesus. “Lets build a church, k?”
“lolwhat?” sed The disiple.
Jesus rofled. “U gyse listen. A place where
all these dudes listen about shiznit.”
“Man, that is gewd.” said Peter.
Jesus Church Pimp pad wus built n
people all visited that heezy

Man, them romans started getting pissed.
“Leethax” sed Jesus in some temple.
Coins all over the flizzle!
I'd have picked that shit up.
Dollaz for ho's, namean.

'O shit!' sed Jesus, n dis Judas guy kissed his face.
'Lolfag' sed Petre.
N den jesus wus tekn n stripped.
Man, lotsa crying from the gyse in gefsamany
(another garden LOL)

Man, den Jesus died on some wood in the air.
Judas fell off a chair
and Peter sed sumthing about a pot.

It was the end, till Marian Magdalana spoke
sum words the bible
was free.

N den Jesus floated on water n went
to hevan.
Moses n God greeted him.
"Rofl" sed jesus.
"U done well dude" God sed.

“KK tyme to kill the world,” sed God.
“man what?” sed Jesus
'Hell is goin to be hitting up
that world, dude! Revelations.”
“awwwww hell naw,” Moses seded.


Da end

Poetry by Fleet21

Transformers 2

Okay i just watched this movie.And of course i `m gonna comment.And rate it 51/100(to the director and the studio,0 for scripts) First of all,every single movie with this kinda script just sucks.

Good guy fight Bad guy = Good guy win! ( Sucks! )

A happy ending indeed,educational.Kids out there,never do bad things because bad guys always die== To the scripwriter: you`re just so not creative! The whole movie have no storyline,90% of it were filled with fighting scenes.Robots everywhere!Shootings!killings and Explosions!wtf for like 2hrs?

Okay now to the compliment part,the studio must have suffered a lot!The effect was great!Megan fox is sexy!Lastly,the director micheal bay is a talent!Scenes were in great angle!

Done!The movie is just okay,i wonder why people say its VERY nice.

I`m..

going to watch transformer tonight!!!! wait for my rating!

whao!

whao~~~ o.o

Facts

*WARNING*
This post may be offensive

Want to know something something? No worries,i`m here to reveal something something.Ever heard of the word 'Cheating' 'Monopolization'?Now i`m going to show all of you how useless swines cheat citizens $$$.

Brunei Espeed (Elephant speed)

Malaysia streamyx

Singapore Starhub

crazy or not?lets talk about espeed first,BN128 for 1mb plan? oh god, BN41.12 less than that price i can get a 100mb plan,god and godness! 512kbps LOL 'KBPS'!?please lar ,look at the calendar,what year already still use kbps.Monopolize the market and provide swine quality.What can describe such action? one word,Disgrace!

As for Malaysia,i`m not familiar with the service and lifestyle so i cant make any comments.

Picture of the day

My necklace! nice right?

Server!

I`m a server!What file you wna store at my place? note:only pretty babes related file accepted=)
Anyway i just receive my name tag yesterday.Expect more words? no,thats all for today

Outings~

Yesterday i went to the flashmob but sadly,i didnt get to take any picture! know why?because too many humans and cameras!!! But i saw many pretty babes~at least got something out of nothing.I saw xiaxue with mike and her little doggy~ kaykay too?and some other bloggers,cant really regconize them.You know~make ups==

Head to PC Show after that,saw many humans queue up to get something~and what is it?Its something big.Wonder how big is it?

tada~~~

Follow on,guess what i had for supper??? super rich chocolate choctails and hot fudge brownies!We went to a coffee house,well technically its a chocolate house~ everything in the menu is chocolate!From hot chocolates ,choctails,pastry to the last page of the menu.

Max Brenner Chocolate Bar! A must go for chocolates lovers,want to know whats inside? too bad~~i forgot to picture them,come sg and i`ll bring you=)

Chocolate hot fudge brownies with ice cream.This is delicious man and woman! The price is delicious too,SGD 9=)

Left:My choctails! Tuffle something something,i forgot the name already== but i remember to price,SGD 8.90!
This thing named Suckao!LOL.you have to put the white chocolate and milk poured,stir and wait for the chocolate to melt then suck the white white liquid.WEI~where did your mind go?i`m trying to be serious here hahahah.

Then to sit by the river,its really a nice place to chill~quite,windy and emo=) Took some pictures..

Maybank tower and its reflection

nice right?if you disagree,go jump river.Which means you only have one choice=)

EMO!!!
finally got someone more emo than me=D

Done~that was the outing yesterday!

Lastly,a test shot by my girlfriend..

My headset.
Note:this picture is not edited

NEW GF!

ladies and gentlemen
batang and lubangs
everyone!

let me introduce my new gf to all of you~~

CANON IXUS980IS!!!!!!

I bought it=D=D for $598!!!!!! wooooooooots,its a beauty!!!

lonely

i feel lonely..life,is empty? Its silent around here and i`m listening to techno.Is it true that nightfall makes people emo?or i`m emo all the time?i have to admit that i miss those good old days.Although brunei do sucks a lot but there are still memories.Somehow i miss that sucky country.NO way i`ll miss that sucky country okay!i just miss friends~

it's not about the money we make
it's about the passions that we ache for

100

this is the 100th post!!!!

and fuck!i paid $7 for nothing!key wrong table and that asshole left with the cake==knn!on my 100th post withlist,i wish him fell down into the drain >=)

okay my other wishlist,
1.Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4
2.Canon EOS 50D
3.Canon Ixus 980
4.a 5.1 speaker!
5.a better laptop or desktop with graphic card!
6.more babes!
7.more luck!
8.better life!
9.more $$$$$$!

ok done

RC

yes yes!i started to play RC too~and its quite fun?i guess.Been a long time since i really blog huh?bobian,i`m busy with work but seems like no one miss me except that gay mr wong yung ping.My life..its the same i guess,nothing good happens,no luck,nothing.life sucks!why become so emo?im suppose to talk about RC== anyways,next week got PC show!showgirls!!woooots!

KFC rank!