OMG!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

malay essay

batangs and lubangs! take a look at this man!(if you understands malay)

interesting?? Please applause!

I`m so lazy~dont know what to blog== well,here's something about my life and things which happened lately.It's 1.52am now and i`m on skype with jeff,gay right?two batangs paktoh in the middle of the night.On the other hand,its been a month since the alien invasion=D worth to '=D' because its my record so far!

how i wish you can be here
just right beside me

giving me a silly smile

so that i`ll hug you tightly into my arms

*its the last sentence correct? sounds weird==

Advert

Dear batangs and lubangs! This is the first time i advertise something on my blog.Well,a living something.Here it is~

Product name>>>>>>>>>:WYP(With the power of Yellow porn)
Age..................:18 ,legal to offer services
Status...............:Single and available

laii laii place your bid~
minimun bid starts from SGD 1

Lee Hyori

OMG!No single batang in planet Earth should miss this video.She's damm pretty and hot man!Although i heard thats she's around her 30s but if she seduce me i wont push her away one lor~woops!Once she smiles,i die~smile again i die again.I wonder will i get assassinate for typing those above o.o tranceoxide.blogspot.com now presents you..

u-go-girl by lee hyori

Thank me guys,i risk my life to post this up.Now i have to get my armor and weapons to defend from an alien invasion tonight!wish me luck=D

football

characters..

CMPB -Central Manpower Base
ICA -Immigration and Checkpoint Authority
LaSalle-My school
me -the superhuman

Now i`m bugged with my NS deferment and passport thingy. CMPB kick me to ICA,ICA kick me to LaSalle,Lasalle kick me to CMPB and now CMPB kick me back to ICA again==I`m going to ICA tommorow to extent my right of entry! I confirm they sure call me to get to CMPB one,lets bet!This is the singapore!You have to go here and there in order to get things settled,super torublesome one lor.Singaporeans themselves made a very good example too,watch..

Just follow law!!

God i love my header to the core!Its so damm cool lol!except for the extended butt==Okay i`ll stop here,wish me luck everyone!

New blog header

Ladies and gentlemens
presidents and farmers
batangs and lubangs
gays and lesbians
tiny and gigantic
big and small
you and me

Congratulations! tranceoxide.blogspot.com has a new header!Cool right!? Full credits to Hui Zhen,she found it when she was finding some fonts and this thing pops up.Imagine what kind of fonts she was searching for? LOL highest possibility would be either 1.'ern' or 2.'extended butt' HAHA! And no,i didnt go and extend my butt.I went to the interview this noon,told that fella i would consider because they need every model to pay $480 for your own portfolio shoot.I have no intentions on paying stuff like this.But one project can earn a minimun of 100 and above,and the $480 is for 5 years,is it worth?

On the other hand,yiisian left a tee,which he bought from graphite.He loves to leave souvenirs,last year he left 2 undies and now a tee.I forgot to announce this in the previous post,air ticket from sg to kl is only $30!sibeh cheap man~just $30 and you can travel to another country!Why tiger airway dont fly to brunei????? if not things would be lovely=D

Engkee got so emo that he shave his hair off lol

The legendary middle finger
our hand looks huge in this picture==
and yiisian,why do you have to close your eyes while taking pic?again you`re the one who capture it.

Thanks for your visits~

Visits!

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KFC

Dear ladies and gentlemen
countrymen and tax payers
batangs and lubangs
angels and demons
elves and humans
gays and lesbian
orcs and dwarfs
1 and 0

Okay stop! i have some pictures to share with all of you=)
*Pictures below may lead to uncomfortable to some humans

nice day~

WTH

Yea,this time is really 'what the hell!!!!!!' Today was interesting,very~ 3 things happened from morning till late noon.

Lets start with the first,i robbed a bank and get out alive with a stack of cash.90 pieces of SGD50,suay suay robbed a poor bank.Then i broke my own record!most $$ spent in a day,which is SGD4600!I bought a Armani outfit for $3000 and a jumper for $600,another $1000 on LV bag.No lar,$4500 for school fees and $100 for my shoes.say hi to my new shoe=D


Second,i decided to get my haircut after the payment is settled.When i was on my way to the shopping mall,a batang approach me and told me that they are looking for models then started to ask whether im interested or not o.o whao~ but its not confirm.He gave me his name card and asked for my contact,dont know its for company or himself lol.

Lastly,when i opened my mailbox,guess what's inside? a letter of offer from NAFA!(Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts)=__________= what the fuck!?漂亮咯，你最漂亮了== This is like so impossible man! what i did at the entrance test was a mess.Three perspective,i only finished one,max 50 words descriptions,i wrote one sentence.That fella blind alr i guess.No,thats not the point,my point is that i just made the payment to Lasalle then this stupid letter appears,kacau kacau me.I`m gonna burn it>=)

Life = Hell

bored

Boredom is killing me~it drives me to family guy!Yea,i`m watching family guy,a cartoon which i used to think its gay but somehow its not that gay for now.Because of Stewie!He`s born with a map which has red cross on countries in Europe,yea he planned to bomb europe and kill his mom lol! Besides,he can talk o.o

This is stewie

10

Good day everyone~how have you guys been? let me know if there are any good news,tag board is on the right and you`re very welcome to type some words.The picture above is burning sketch which i drew few mins ago and guess what! It took me less than 10mins=D Well,there are no details of course,its just a 10mins work.Enjoy life~

lol

nice day everyone~

Shit!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH~~~~~~

If you actually notice that i`ve changed the song in my blog from Flightless bird american mouth to Shoot the moon by Norah Jones.But i forgot to change the code and now look what happen to the box== If anyone happens to know the right size and height for it,please let me know alright,thanks=)

Well,life is a constant lately.Still with the movies-eat-movies-sleep routine,the only difference is an alien invasion!=D Okay,back to jacky wu's showbiz!

Tshirts

I received an email from my friend yesterday,its about some designs on Tshirts.Very interesting and i decided to share with all of you.Enjoy=)

Hope it bring some laughters to you all

have a nice day~